Picker Profiles

   

Quote of the Week

"Anyone else beginning to get annoyed by Urban Meyer? He brings some nice Xs and Os to game day telecasts, but please ESPN, don't ask Urb to be the moral compass and pontificate on programs dealing in controversy.  Dude had more than 30 players arrested in his six seasons at Florida. That's a three followed by a zero.  And he's concerned about Brian Kelly's foul language?"

     

-Matt Hayes - Sporting News via TxTgr

 


 

2010 Contestants

39TH ANNUAL FOOTBALL PICKING CONTEST

 

ALIAS

NAME

COLLEGE

YEARS PLAYED

CHAMPIONSHIPS WON

LOCATION

REMARKS

Las Vegas Odds on Winning

JCS

J. Charles Sawyer

University of Tennessee – by marriage.

23

6

Cocoa Beach, FL

Hope he can find the time to pick this year what with sitting on the beach, drinking margaritas, listening to Jimmy Buffet and watching the last of the NASCAR races.  Hopefully, he doesn’t expect too much out of the Vols this year – so he won’t be all that disappointed. 

 

4 to 1

9rT

Lt Col Thomas Kennedy (Ret) –

 Niner Tom

Naval Academy

13

1

Albuquerque, NM

As much of an NFL fan as this guy is, the fact that he has only won the college championship once and never the NFL one must really irritate him tremendously.  Maybe this will be his break-through year;  maybe the 49’ers will get to the Super Bowl – probably not on both counts. 

 

 

13 to 1

JRG

J. Robert Greenlee

University of Minnesota

5

0

Albuquerque, NM

Now he has two other Big 10 (+2) fans to help him combat the SEC’ers on the slte. However, not much hope that any slow-footed Big 10 bunch can win the BCS when faced with an SEC team on the other side of the field. 

 

200 to 1

Tx Tgr

Danny Meigs – Texas Tiger

Auburn University

8

3

Austin, TX

Looking to get back on top this year – just like his AU boys.  Plus now an elected official in the State of Texas he will be working the nagging issue for all AU fans living in Texas of being able to get an AU vanity license plate into the Texas automobile tag system.  Way to go Dano.

 

3 to 1

RWS

Ray Sanders

Auburn University

7

0

Eglin AFB, FL

The only member of this panel who actually buys season tickets for his team plus he has promised to include the AU fight song into the opening ceremonies of all his church’s Bible Quiz events.  Throw in a couple of prayers for the AU too, RWS – we may need them. 

 

80 to 1

PJB

 Jeff Bufkin – Panther Jeff Bufkin

Florida International University

6

0

Eglin AFB, FL

I’m hoping that PJB can do well this year.  It’s tough to see a former co-worker struggle with not only picking games but having to root for FIU too  – not much solace in picking in the past six picking years and for forever with FIU.

 

80 to 1

STC

Susan Horelka – Susan the Chippewa

Central Michigan University

9

0

Houston, TX

I heard that STC won a golf tournament last spring.  Glad she won something.  Little chance that she will win the picking contest; little chance the Chips can continue their winning ways (having just lost to Temple) and no chance that Detroit will make the Super Bowl.  Did you know that Detroit is the only NFC team to have never played in a Super Bowl – final Jeopardy question about a month ago. 

 

70 to 1

GHA

Josh Newton – Giv’em Hell Alabama

University of Alabama at Tuscaloosa

R

0

Eglin AFB, FL

I knew that I should have put in a rule against the use of profanity in your 3-letter code name; but it’s no surprise that a raging bammer fan would break our unwritten gentlemen’s agreement. 

150 to 1

BAB

Elizabeth “Doe” – Bama Babe – but she obviously doesn’t understand how acronyms work

University of Alabama at Tuscaloosa

2

1

Duck River, TN

Defending pro picking champ and I think the first UAT grad to ever win a championship here (I thought I had a rule against that).  I did enjoy the email cat-fight between her and sister MAO regarding MAO’s swooning over Tom Brady.  She does appear to be rather literate for a UAT Home Economics major.

 

50 to 1

 

RTR

Mary Rawle “Doe” – Roll Tide Roll

Duck River High School

2

0

Duck River, TN

Our little picking girl is growing up.  She should be about 17 now and a senior in HS; homecoming dance and senior prom coming up soon and then a couple of years at Duck River Junior College before going off to UAT for that final “refinement” like her mom and aunt (see how well they turned out).  However, she is still a minor so the ban on nudity and profanity is still in effect this year.  (I’ll have to talk to GHA.)   

 

500 to 1

 

MAO

Mary Ann Oler

University of Alabama at Tuscaloosa

9

0

Houston, TX

Given MAO’s anti-dominance in this event the last 9 years, I have concluded that all the family picking genes went to BAB and RTR and probably GHA (those UAT’ers are all related some way, aren’t they).  Big parade at MAO’s double wide this Saturday as it is Bear Bryant’s 97th birthday – if he were still able to count them. 

 

¥ to 1

V4F

Pete Halvorson – Vikings for Farve

University of Minnesota

R

0

Houston, TX

A co-worker/friend of MAO’s (must be a new  hire) who is at least wise enough to root for the Vikings instead of wasting his time pulling for his Golden Gopher alma mater. 

150 to 1

ANM

Nancy E. Dunn –

A & M

Texas A&M

9

1

Houston, TX

Hey, ANM – did you see that AU beat Arkansas State this year?  Our coaches showed the game film from the Texas A&M – Arkansas St game two years ago and told our players to do the exact opposite of the Aggies.  Thanks for the help. 

 

9 to 1

NMA

Kevin Dunn – New Mexico Aggie

New Mexico State

8

2

Houston, TX

His web-mastery is legendary in the football picking circle; but one troubling item to me is that ever since we started using the NMA system, I have not won a championship.  I suppose I should have learned from that darn basketball pool he runs.  Maybe his New Mexico Aglets can win the WAC once while there is still a conference to compete in – but the odds are long and time is short.

 

4 to 1

JD

Jack Dougherty

Penn State

1

0

Beaumont, Tx

JD – I know someone else from Beaumont – Tiffany from this season’s Top Chef.  She was my favorite and I hated to see her “voted out of the kitchen”.  Hope your Lions win on Saturday and ruin MAO’s Bear Bryant birthday bash.

200 to 1

MH

Rob Williams

“Meat Head”

University of Florida

4

1

Eglin AFB, FL

No Tebow to pull the Gators out of the fire this year and the first game fumbles almost gave Urban that heart-attack he was threatening to have at the end of last season.  Gators still supposedly front-runner in the SEC East but I just don’t see it happening. 

 

 

4 to 1

BC

Billy Childress

Auburn University

10

0

Eglin AFB, FL

Told me that he makes his picks from his

 i-phone.  I would not have any idea how to even start that or what number to dial to get to the picking web-site.  (NMA – is it a 1-800 number cause I ain’t paying no long distance charges.)  In any case, he hopes it improves his picking stats – it can’t hurt much. 

 

40 to 1

LTF

Tom Foster -

Little Tommy Foster

Auburn University

11

0

Eglin AFB, FL

At yesterday’s weekly AU luncheon, he stated that he would rather beat UAT than win the SEC Championship Game.  The rest of us agreed with that assessment and upped it to include some silly BCS crystal trophy.  I won’t get into some of his other opines given the continuing presence of a minor. 

 

400 to 1

BSD

David M. Bach -

Boomer Sooner Dave

University of Oklahoma

7

1

Tinker AFB, OK

Maybe his Sooners won’t lose to Texas this year, maybe the Big 12 (-2) will hang around for a few more years (it all depends on what King Texas wants to do), maybe that galls the daylights out of OU and A&M (the rest don’t really matter); maybe he will actually finish the picking season this year.  Answers to all these questions TBD. 

 

7 to 1

HBH

James Wilson –

 Hill Billy Hicks

University of Kentucky

R

0

Eglin AFB, FL

I rescued this guy out of Texas shortly after AU lost to UK last year – so don’t accuse me of not having a soul.  I even picked him as Safety Employee of the Month this past July just so I could make a joke about that being the highest honor ever achieved by a Univ of Kentucky engineer – hmmm, maybe I don’t have a soul or maybe my soul just has a strange sense of humor. 

 

600 to 1

TLM

Travis L. Miller

Florida State University

13

6

Tallahassee, FL

Defending college champion with a new non-senile HC at FUS.  Maybe Jimbo will turn those guys into winners or at least not losers to South Florida. 

 

2 to 1

GWM

G. Wayne Miller

Louisiana State  University

23

8

Houston, TX

He just can’t wait to see what bone-headed time-management SNAFU HC Les Miles pulls this year.  Neither can I and I hope it is in the AU game and given the MSU game last night AU may need it.    

 

3 to 1

WEW

Walter O. Monteith - War Eagle Walt

Auburn      University

37

18

Eglin AFB, FL

War Damn Eagle!

It’s good to be an Auburn Tiger.  

(Sorry, RTR – “darn” just doesn’t work in WDE.)

 

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Standings

 
Due this week

 

Pick Sheet

 

Your Pro Playoff Pick Sheet is due before the games start on Sunday Feb 7th!