ALIAS	NAME	COLLEGE	YEARS PLAYED	CHAMPIONSHIPS WON	LOCATION	REMARKS
JCS	J. Charles Sawyer	University of Tennessee	25	7	Cocoa Beach, FL	His Vols actually looked competitive this year – until the Florida game
9rT	Lt Col Thomas Kennedy (Ret) –  Niner Tom	Naval Academy	15	1	Albuquerque, NM	Those Niners are looking like the new beast of the NFL – Navy not so much, but they’ll probably still beat Army
JRG	J. Robert Greenlee	University of Minnesota	7	0	Albuquerque, NM	JRG = J. Robert Greenlee or Just Regular Guy – you choose
Tx Tgr	Danny Meigs – Texas Tiger	Auburn University	10	3	Austin, TX	Dano – Have you been able to get an AU vanity license plate into the Texas automobile tag system?  I didn’t see any on a recent drive thru Texas.
RWS	Ray Sanders	Auburn University	9	0	Eglin AFB, FL	A loyal Auburn season ticket holder and Greater Auburn Fund contributor – but possibly not money well spent this year.
PJB	Jeff Bufkin – Panther Jeff Bufkin	Florida International University	8	0	Eglin AFB, FL	FIU and AU initially projected to meet in the Papa John Pepperoni Pizza Bowl in B’ham this year – a rather sad thought.
STC	Susan Horelka – Susan the Chippewa	Central Michigan University	11	0	Houston, TX	It took awhile but her Detroit Lions have finally grown some teeth and are considered a legitimate playoff contender; the Chips probably not contending for much.
GHA	Josh Newton – Giv’em Hell Alabama	University of Alabama at Tuscaloosa	2	0	Eglin AFB, FL	Getting a Master’s Degree this fall from UF so I’m expecting that garish UAT pennant over his desk to be taken down soon and a name change to GGB (Go Gator Boy).
BAB	Elizabeth “Doe” – Bama Babe – but she obviously doesn’t understand how acronyms work	University of Alabama at Tuscaloosa	4	2	Duck River, TN	Every time I send an email out with her address in it, I get a notice that my email is blocked from getting to her – so I can pretty much said anything I want about her without hurting her feelings.
RTR	Mary Rawle “Doe” – Roll Tide Roll	University of Alabama at Tuscaloosa	4	0	Tuskerloser, AL	A seasoned college coed now – trying to squeeze a little studying in between parties and football games.  RTR – the panel wants to see your grades at the end of fall semester.
MAO	Mary Ann Oler	University of Alabama at Tuscaloosa	11	0	Houston, TX	Good ole MAO.  I haven’t been able to pick on her much lately due to the success of her UAT team (and I really, really miss that).  I hope for at least one slip up this year.
V4F	Pete Halvorson – Vikings for Farve	University of Minnesota	2	0	Houston, TX	May want to consider upgrading his code name since Brett Farve hasn’t whined his way thru an NFL season recently.
ANM	Nancy E. Dunn – A & M	Texas A&M	11	1	Houston, TX	Her Aggies have stepped up to the big leagues now.  A&M is crossbreeding Reveille with a Rottweiler so that she can compete with the other SEC mascots.
NMA	Kevin Dunn – New Mexico Aggie	New Mexico State	10	2	Houston, TX	His NMS Aglets come to AU this year for a match.  Looks like it could go either way right now.  Lord help me if AU loses..
JD	Jack Dougherty	Penn State	3	0	Beaumont, Tx	This could be the only contest in the nation that a Penn State grad will have a chance of winning this year – unless the NCAA finds out about this picking contest and makes me ban him.
BC	Billy Childress	Auburn University	12	0	Eglin AFB, FL	Looks like a good year to take the kids camping on the weekends.
SUE	Sue Bettison	Wisconsin-Florida St hybrid with a hint of Green Bay Packer	R	0	Albuquerque, NM	I think her code name should be PBS² - Packer Badger Seminole Sue.  What do you think?  It’s an election year so let’s vote on it.
BSD	David M. Bach - Boomer Sooner Dave	University of Oklahoma	9	1	Tinker AFB, OK	With the Sooners getting whipped by Oklahoma State last year, I am surprised that he has recovered enough to even think about football again.
TLM	Travis L. Miller	Florida State University	15	7	Tallahassee, FL	Finally Jimbo Fisher has created a team that might compete for a title.  It’s been a long dry spell for FUS.
GWM	G. Wayne Miller	Louisiana State  University	25	9	Houston, TX	LUS has only one goal this year – revenge for the BCS fiasco at the end of last season
WEW	Walter O. Monteith - War Eagle Walt	Auburn      University	40	18	Eglin AFB, FL	War Eagle! I hope that my Auburn team can grow into a somewhat competitive football team by the end of the season – or else I’m turning to the women’s soccer team which is.